Learning Disability Advocate Pillows

"I tell you, ever since I admitted to number dyslexia, my handicap has gotten better!"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Piorities in Minnesota.

'We're both dyslexic.'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Snow Blind

Scrabble for dyslectics

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

Vitruvian Man

Prosthetic snake.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

Skiing in a wheelchair

"The school board, meeting in regular session, was able to work everything into the budget except the teachers."

No, when I say this is a teaching hospital, I mean it's completely full of traumatized teachers.

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

Short lived superheroes - Captain ADD

Heaven: Disabled Access

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

The Texas School Book Depository

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."