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Conflict Resolution training cancelled due to disagreement over venue.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Others will fight for you

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Fear/Knowledge

"They grow up so fast."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Eternal Student.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"She's been so creative lately."

"He likes it."

The Bookworm

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Work/Life Balance

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."