Learning And Development Prints

Conflict Resolution training cancelled due to disagreement over venue.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Others will fight for you

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"They grow up so fast."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Eternal Student.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Work/Life Balance

"He likes it."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"She's been so creative lately."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."