Learning A New Language Prints

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"Even here in Tibet?"

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

Nadolig Llawen

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

He kept up his guitar practise...

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Stick them up...'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"He just said his first word!"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.