Leaky Roof Navigator Mugs

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Business Duck

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Books 'n' Carrots

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

Remote control bridge in bath.

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

The straw that broke the camels back!

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

River Puzzle.

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

Car navigation

Detour Sign

"Your job is gone and never coming back. Now your unemployment benefits are gone and never coming back."

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

Federal Bureaucrats Podium.