Leak Lover Pillows

"This is the best water main break ever."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Go jump in the lake!

Volcaniax

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

The Dandy

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Canadian Canoe.

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Man painting MOM on boat