Leaflet Distributor Gifts

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"The trees are laughing at us."

The First Printed Bible

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

David Hockney

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

How To Spot A Politician

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Johannes Gutenberg

While you were out...

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"