Leaflet Distributor Gifts

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"The trees are laughing at us."

The First Printed Bible

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Bring flag factories back to America.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Printers

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

While you were out...

Johannes Gutenberg

How To Spot A Politician

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day