Leading The Charge Pillows

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Political convention

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Female business.

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

David Bellamy

Martin Luther King and Obama.

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Taking Back The Government.

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

'Does that include our hidden agendas when they asked everyone to re-prioritize?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

Obama TV Commercial