Leading The Charge Pillows

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Political convention

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

Female business.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Running for Congress

Martin Luther King and Obama.

David Bellamy

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Taking Back The Government.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

'Does that include our hidden agendas when they asked everyone to re-prioritize?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

Obama TV Commercial

"When I agreed to working closely with you on this project..."