Leadership Style Critic Pillows

Two desk bins: My Way and the Highway.

'It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

British Prime Minister

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

"Looks like J.B. changed his mind about his open door policy!"

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

Covid-19 Leadership

'Oh, I've already found a natural born leader. Now I'm looking for someone to follow blindly.'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

Another company falls prey to the dreaded 'Top-Heavy Management Syndrome.'

'Getting the best out of chaps after they've decided to leave requires a bit of planning.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

'It certainly didn't take Charlie very long after his promotion to grow an impressive set of claws, did it?'

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Person in authority is a blockhead.

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Budget cure

Three popular executive swivel styles, and what they mean.

"You're wrong! I'm not the worst boss you've ever had. I'm the worst former boss you've ever had."

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

"My door is always open. All you have to do is figure out the security code."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"Sure, I'm a liar. That's my management style."