Leadership Style Analyzer Pillows

"I lead by example, Hargraves. That's why I'm going to make an example of you."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

British Prime Minister

King Solomon's Pollster.

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

"Looks like J.B. changed his mind about his open door policy!"

"It's just the boss building consensus."

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."

'It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Now you've written to second in command, remember one thing. To me you're still a flunky."

Three popular executive swivel styles, and what they mean.

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'He can be kind of explosive.'

"Sure, I'm a liar. That's my management style."

"Let's see now, Harrison - how long have you been with us?"

"My door is always open. All you have to do is figure out the security code."

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

Two desk bins: My Way and the Highway.

"You run your department your way, and I'll run mine my way."

"Not now, Gibson, I'm being imperious"

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

Yingluck Shinawatra - first female prime minister in Thailand

'Honestly...All I said was that he could be a little autocratic at times..'

Executive search party

"On the other hand, I believe it's equally important to catch your employees doing something right and complimenting them for it. Boy, does THAT ever mess with their heads!"