Leadership Seminar Attendee T-Shirts

"I'm proactive."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

How leaders fail

"Here we are."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

Economic Conference.

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

"Alright, folks, this is the part of our seminar schedule when we take a paws... or is it 'pause'?... I'm not much for spelling."

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

Communikations Semminar.

"Being a disruptive company does not mean interrupting and making sarcastic remarks during meetings."

The Collective Unconscious

Leaders should always on the lookout for opportunities.

"The company apparently lacks LEADERSHIP. We need to think about the possibility of setting up a policy group...."

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

'Anyone that needs further proof can see Carl after the meeting.'