Leadership Workshop T-Shirts

"Being a disruptive company does not mean interrupting and making sarcastic remarks during meetings."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

How leaders fail

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Courage. Love.

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Leadership training.'

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

The Modern Damocles -

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

What it takes to be a leader.

"It takes a special supervisor to admit he's wrong. So far I can admit to being a special supervisor. I'm still working on the second part."

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

"I'm worried about my leadership ability. None of the board members follow me on Twitter."

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

Business Confusion

'He's always had difficulty giving people negative feedback!'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

'I've studied the issues, reviewed the facts, considered all the alternatives and decided 'The hell with it'.'

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Positional authority

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."