Leadership Fans Pillows

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

Obama

Leadership never hibernates.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"