Leadership Challenges Explorers Gifts

'You seem nervous.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

King Solomon's Pollster.

Giraffe Selfie

The Desert Island Package

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Do you think I have a problem delegating?

Headphone swing

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

Face Trophies

It's more about the journey for me!

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

Divining Oil

The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.