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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

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Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Toastquest!

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

You dropped something.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'This one keeps dog time.'

We're sorry, all lines are currently busy. Please continue holding for the next available recorded message.

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

Holding your breath for any length of time is harder than you think!

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'I know you're left handed, but you can use the stool like anyone else...'

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

Here Lies John Watson Dominoes Champion

Fish Putting Up A Fight