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'How did the trip go?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Butterfly Woman

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Women Supporting Women!"

The Map of the human brain

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Leadership suits you

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Cut!

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

Eureka!

Go! Means NOW!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

The Ascent of Woman

"What was I thinking?!"

Creative department

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

The Thought Process.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."