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'How did the trip go?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Butterfly Woman

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

The Map of the human brain

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Leadership suits you

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

The Ascent of Woman

Go! Means NOW!

"What was I thinking?!"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Eureka!

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

The Thought Process.

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

Creative department

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'