Lead Hunter T-Shirts

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Will work for sales leads.

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Leadership suits you

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"What was I thinking?!"

Go! Means NOW!

The Ascent of Woman

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"