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"I AM at my usual position."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

The Sedentary Dead.

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Crumbs of Comfort

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

'Inactive wear'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

"That's enough exercise for one day."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"