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'Could you spin the lazy susan so I can reach the tartar sauce, please,'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm having a pajama day."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Exercise vs Laxative.

Eventual Motion Machine

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Woman walking sausage dog.

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

"When good hamsters go bad."