Lazy Mornings Pillows

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

'The ideal amount of sleep is 10 minutes more than you've had.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Counting Booze bruises

Girls in bed

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

"This is the software for my head."

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Mom! It's Saturday."

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

Helping Hand

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"