Lazy Loafers Mugs

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Why don't we just get a remote control?"