Lazy Decorator Pillows

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Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"I AM at my usual position."

Yoga classes door.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Child on Christmas Eve

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

Remote Toaster

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

Now Selling - All-these-houses-look-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.

'The living room shelves are coming along nicely dear.'

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

Melting Snow Trophies

"We really need a bigger stage for the ridin' off into the sunset scene."

When Anteaters Get Lazy

Deadly Radon

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."