Lazy Afternoons Appreciator Pillows

Lazy spectator at a cricket match

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat and mouse

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Catatonic

Conservation Area

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Ah, business as usual.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Inactive wear store.