Lazy Afternoon Relaxer T-Shirts

'A second honeymoon?.. Can't we just let sleeping dogs lie?'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Man's best friends."

"I AM at my usual position."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Medusa on the weekends.

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'