Layout Lover Prints

"Well, right off I can tell the Feng Shui of your interrogation room is all off. The Life Area is in conflict with the Knowledge Area which creates a very powerful Alibi Area right here."

Printing Room

The Art Student.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The World's Easiest Airport

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Nature Lovers

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Stratigraphy

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Rating the Sunset