Layout Lover Prints

"Well, right off I can tell the Feng Shui of your interrogation room is all off. The Life Area is in conflict with the Knowledge Area which creates a very powerful Alibi Area right here."

Printing Room

The Art Student.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World's Easiest Airport

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Nature Lovers

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Stratigraphy

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Airport

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Rating the Sunset

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."