Clutter Lover Prints

'Ed, I think you need to cut back on the rear view mirror ornaments.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Rage.

"I didn't spark joy."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

The Move.

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Hows it coming?'

A catch-all is born.

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."