Creative Clutterer Prints

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'Hows it coming?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

The Move.

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

A Mom's Purse