Lawyering T-Shirts

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'We're the best law firm around these parts Ed. We ain't no cowboys darn it!'

Trial by Media

Lynching on social media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Flags

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Campaign for Plain English

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."