Lawsuit Enthusiast Prints

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'I made my money the old-fashioned way. I used a defective product that entitled me to compensation.'

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

"I say we go for the record in punitive damages!"

'Ow. We are suing you for repetitive strain injury.'

'Ah, the new pocket plaque's arrived.'

'It's a shame. Harkins still had so much more left to sue.'

'I'd sue her for incompatibilty, if I could catch her at it.'

'You won't take my case? Then I'm going to sue you!'

Snell & Dunberg: Attorneys at Law - Thank You Litigious Society

"I thought you were nearly well enough to leave."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Sue The Bastards

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'It's a treasure map.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'