Lawn Ranger Mugs

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

Lost ball.

"Wouldn't it have been easier to get a longer cable?"

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

Beginning Yarder.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'May the forest be with you.'