Lawn Neglecter Prints

"What are you looking at?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Lawnmower

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Beware of God"

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Biker Lawn Mower

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Beware of the Lawn

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Balding gnomes

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'