Lawn Neglecter Pillows

"What are you looking at?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Lawnmower

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Mulch madness"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Beware of God"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Biker Lawn Mower

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Balding gnomes

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Beware of the Lawn