Lawn Game Lover Mugs

We're trying for a broader demographic.

"Is this the ride on lawn mower you advertised?"

"Honey, have you seen my loafers?"

Marjorie favoured power over technique.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Beginning Yarder.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'The grudge match.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'