Lawn Care Humorist Pillows

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Jane sure Jane really into living in jungle thing?

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Mulch madness"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Crazy paving company.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

'Look what my son gave me!'

"Lift your stems."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Avoid Constant Borrowing