Law-related Novelty T-Shirts

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Dog Walking Services

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Ball Pool Peril

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."

Leaking backpack.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Bumper Limos

Jurassic Pork

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

In an operating theatre, a jack-in-the-box jumps our of the patients stomach

Toe-Tickling Machine

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."