Law Office Antics Gifts

Law Office High Jinks

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Office Competitions

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Clive Anderson

Disorder in the Court!

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

Out and In.

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

"Case dismissed."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

'To save the state the expense of a trial, I thought I'd run off to Spain.'

"A cashier told me to have a nice day and I didn't. Am I liable or can I sue her?"

"When I said I wanted him for the firm 'dead or alive' the emphasis was on 'alive'."

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

'That looks like an unauthorized ride on the mail cart.'

"We want you to be passionage about your job even if it sucks the life out of you."

"I don’t understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn’t on his ‘To Do’ list!"