Law Of Attraction Believer T-Shirts

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Fairy Vet

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Valentine man in underpants.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"