Law Of Attraction Believer T-Shirts

I've decided I'm going to be positive all the time. What do you mean? Every major religion believes it's possible to speak things into existence. If you say you're a failure, you eventually become a failure. But if you SAY you're a winner over and over again, you can actually talk the universe into believing it. It'll make you a winner no matter how often you go bankrupt. So you agree Trump's going to win?

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Fairy Vet

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Valentine man in underpants.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

The Fountain of Youth.

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"That was good, but less tongue next time."