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"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

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Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'Does anyone have a question?'

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"If things go well here, I'm going to open up my own firm."

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"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'What if, and I know this sounds kooky, we communicated with the employees.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Needs more challenge.'

'Managing a team in the current climate requires new skills...'

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I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'

'John's decision to move had really highlighted the problems with lockstep.'

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Imitate me, formerly 'Think'.

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

"Our open office has encouraged innovative ways to communicate."

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