Law Firm Employees Mugs

Corporate Lawyers

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Overworked in the office

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Meat Grinder

Parade of Businessmen

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'He's an expendable.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"Hey, Dunleavy! I hear the boss is clearing out more dead wood today! Maybe you should've just stayed home and called in stick! Get it? Called in stick?"

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'I got a suspended sentence.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Perks

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

Deadlines, Inc.

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'I say we dispense with the reading of minutes so we can get right to name-calling.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Monday morning is nigh.

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."