Law Enforcer In Training Prints

'I was just ringing the Police on my mobile to tell them I'd just seen someone driving using their mobile.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'-but I'm only doing my job like you,officer!'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

Drunk police officer

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'

Boy caught by a policeman

"I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started."

'You must be new on the force.'

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

Police Training School.

'How many times must I tell you this Jacobsen? 'Round up the usual suspects!'.'

'Wow! This is the third restraining order this week! That's the last time I plan a family reunion.'

I can assure everyone that this city is totally committed to apprehending the pants bandit!"

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

Remedial SWAT team training.

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Got any I.D.?"

"It's a Mountie thing...we always get our man."

'Do you have any form of identification?'