Law Enforcer In Training Mugs

'I was just ringing the Police on my mobile to tell them I'd just seen someone driving using their mobile.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'-but I'm only doing my job like you,officer!'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

Drunk police officer

Boy caught by a policeman

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

"I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started."

Police Training School.

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

'Wow! This is the third restraining order this week! That's the last time I plan a family reunion.'

'How many times must I tell you this Jacobsen? 'Round up the usual suspects!'.'

'You must be new on the force.'

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

Remedial SWAT team training.

"Got any I.D.?"

"It's a Mountie thing...we always get our man."

'Do you have any form of identification?'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"I was wondering what that knocking noise was."