Law Enforcement Buff Mugs

A police line-up is conducted to ascertain the pie-thrower

"Does this new vest make me look fat?"

Police Strike - 'Shall we beat ourselves up?'

When the law changes hats...

'Perhaps you should walk the beat a bit slower, Brian!'

'I know I was speeding, but I've only got 10 minutes until Cops.'

'It's not illegal is it?.'

Good Cop, Bad Cop

"100,000 more cops on the street. Man, I'm glad I'm in here!"

Scotland Yard

Police Woman

"I couldn't find any rule violations or vehicle defects. Therefore you get a ticket for frustrating a police officer."

"You're fired."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Sue the Author 3PM

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

Military style hedgehog