Law Chameleon Pillows

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

Farmer's Market.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"Tell me again, Dad, how you started in the mailroom."