Law Chameleon Mugs

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

Farmer's Market.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Tell me again, Dad, how you started in the mailroom."

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."