Law And Policy Gifts

"Legalized marijuana, sports gambling, physician - assisted death...everything I was put in here for is legal!"

Compete with This

Surburban Puzzle.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

Our Two Parties, Explained

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Think Tank

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'The recession is over, again.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Economy

Roe v. Wade

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Sybil Obama

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Pennies for People, Billions for War

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Budget

Violent Crime Statistics

Pre-Old Blues