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Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

'The highest court in the land.'

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Click it or ticket.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

Arrest of La Tuta

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods