Laundry Rebellion Mugs

"I sent out the laundry."

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Washing Machine Torture

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'