Laundry Joke Collector Prints

Laundry Chutes.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Suffering from Cooties?

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Useless add-ons.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Fly fishing.

My daddy ate my homework

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Shark infested custard!

Dreams I have had...

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

Cheating Death.

Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Psychiatrist - "Doctor, I keep imagining I'm being followed by an impersonator."

'And these are the projections if we stop doing silly things like paying the employees.'

"Turn your head and cough."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'