Laundry Humor Lover Prints

Dreams I have had...

Shampoo.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man washing a mascot costume

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Santa's wash day.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."