Laundry Crisis Manager Prints

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

The other days of the year...

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'Golly, is it that time already?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

The Complete Cycle.

Emergency Firebreaker

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."